MikeW Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Was listening to the Creamfields 2003 set last week & he came up with this cracker just before the Tried & Tested track; 'Each week we play a track that is phatter than Ricky Gervais, in the shape of our Office favourite!' Class! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzY-LogiC Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 MKB: I re-found this thread last week and made it sticky... it's good nostalgia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aza Posted June 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 Great idea - I'll see if I can edit my post (when I get chance) using all of these submitted by the members to have a master first post with all of these 'Julesisms' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noff Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 More drive than PGA Tour Golf! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quadrant Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 "Cracking like the whip of a dominatrix, 97-99 Fm radio 1 in the mix" is still the best one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamesgaryjp Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 '97-99 FM Radio 1 - like custard - were in the thick of the mix' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkybarkid Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 'Like toilet roll, we're on a roll'. Don't remember where it's from, just stuck in the memory all those years back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briggsy Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 I wonder if, during Jules's last show, we're likely to hear "Like Alan Sugars apprentices, i've been fired". :ermm: I'll get my coat! :ninja: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyndon Posted December 13, 2011 Report Share Posted December 13, 2011 i recall sometime in 2002 he mentioned that he 'was playing a selection of tunes, that were fatter than jack osbourne!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenn J Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 'Getting fried like an onion' - Random friday night show 'Covering more fields than a tractor' - Mardi Gras 2002 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugsley Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 hahahaha love em all, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Searchy Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 seen more action than the beaches of normandy Tunes that will take you higher than the price of petrol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quadrant Posted July 7, 2012 Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 Just dug out a tape and heard another one. "Radio 1 and it's going off like last week's milk" He interrupted a remix of BT's Flaming June just to say that, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzY-LogiC Posted July 7, 2012 Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 Haha! The fact that he interrupted a tune just to say that is even better than the oneliner itself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick_tierney Posted July 27, 2012 Report Share Posted July 27, 2012 More scissor cutting beats like butter we're on a roll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzY-LogiC Posted August 21, 2012 Report Share Posted August 21, 2012 More crunch than celery! and earlier in the same show (29-09-2001): "Keeping things crisp like *something I can't make out, but sounds like "moyche two"* " :oddcake: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Mange tout? (Rodney, mange tout ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incurza Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 Really enjoyed this thread :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizkojockey Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Here's a few I remember... "Into the mix we go now... stuffed with tunes so fat I had to sit on my record box to close it before coming to the studio." "Providing more fat content than a double cheeseburger, but hopefully without the cheese." "Tunes with a harder beat than an inner-city police officer." "Tunes with more front than Jimmy Hill's chin." "Banging like the adult channel on Radio One." "More pump per square inch..." "Tunes with more punch than Prescott." (Just after the political incident.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzY-LogiC Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 "When we swing that thing, we do it with plenty of ding!" *crowd goes wild!* "Live from Torquay, 97 to 99FM, Radio One doing it in the park!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkyn Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 taken from one of my rips - November 22nd/23rd 1997... 'we're going to lift you up like a wonderbra, with tunes that are all substance and no padding' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmd Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 Like corrugated iron, we're groovy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king4147 Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 "Tunes that spout like a geyser, and punch like one too""More tracks than Paddington Station""More licks than a pedigree puppy" "We're sizzling and we're normally spicy too" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomohawk77 Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 Like toilet paper - we're on a roll ... We're pumpin' you up like a Lilo ... Like an Iron Girder we supply you with rather solid stuff ... I agree with what one the previous posters said about JJ giving us names of tunes ... but most of his swag bag was all mash ups, acetates and White Labels ... the mixes i am compiling for this site are all well known tunes ... is THOSE white labels we need to get our grubby mitts on ... like the one in summer 97 he was caning that had the theme from Tales of the Unexpected on the breakdown lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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